I’ve answered this question countless of time but here we go again. This vlog was originally published for the VIP members of ArielRebel.com but I thought it also deserved to be on this website so I can have a free page to link to every time I get asked this (it happens at least once a week, no joke)
I guess every person over 30 years old or from older generations has said this, at least once in their lives… we don’t invent anything new these days.
From the music industry who recycle tracks for the new kids which don’t know their favorite songs are basically a Frankenstein version of many old songs, remastered with a catchy beat that appeals to younger generations. To the movie industry, too lazy to come up with new stories, who currently are in the business of pushing down our throats “prequels” of every stories we’ve already heard… now it’s the automobile industry who’s taking this lazy turn with the come back of the famous Delorean from the movie; back to the future.
Fact is… I have one giant box filled with various dildos, vibrators and other sex toys of all shape, sizes and material types, in my storage space. I’ve used them on webcam shows, videos for my official website and I sometimes wonder, how many of these are toxic for me, if any?
Turns out, adult product companies are free to choose of labeling their products under one of the two following categories: novelties & medicinal purpose items, which is where it gets a little tricky for us consumers.
This Vice article dated from 2013 is stating that there is an estimate of 2,100 sex toy-related emergency room visits a year, based on the data collected by the Consumer Products Safety Commission (CPSC). Injuries goes from “there’s something stuck in my bum“, “bruised inside” to “it’s itching, burning or just plain irritated down there“.
I can clearly recall personal experiences of “it’s itchy and irritated down there” even after washing and caring for my precious fake cocks properly. Never did I asked myself… maybe something is wrong?
I love my friend Walter even more today because he got me more photos of the incredible ladies currently at the AVN expo …which is ending pretty much tonight with the AVN awards! Hope you’ll enjoy this exclusive coverage of the convention and hope you found your new crush in there…
I know I did!! *^_^* #GuessWho
My booty might not shaking in Vegas, right now but, doesn’t mean I’m unable to bring you an exclusive coverage of the AVN convention because my old friend and fan Walther Rich has been sending me his own images of his favourite ladies after the first day of convention (yesterday).
These are apparently the coolest chicks at the convention, right now, so go see them! Now, may I add that seeing these sexy ladies only makes me wish I was there too! If you’re not already following these hotties on social media, here’s a link to each girl’s Twitter, Instagram and website (when applicable) in hope we made you discover your new porn obsession.
When I’m not watching cooking vids on Instagram and Youtube, porn related vlogs and shows are often next in line. There’s been quit a few interesting cultural shows created by adult stars and productions over the years but, most have stopped producing probably due to the amount of work vs profit margin these projects create. Even tho it isn’t always the most lucrative endeavor, I find them absolutely brilliant in terms of brand awareness.
Congratulation for getting out your mom’s basement!
…but now what?
Maybe you were annoyed of not being able to fuck as loud as you wished to or, you just arrived in college. Maybe you broke up with your girl or simply you’re an independent guy that doesn’t see why committing because… the world is one big playground and you’re an incredible player.
No matter what’s your reason(s) to be a bachelor, at this point in time, doesn’t mean you have to settle down for all the pre-made food available at the grocery. Become a Jedi with a rollin pin and make panties go down with the power of the force because deep down, you know you always been a rebel.
In this column, I’m hoping to give you an incentive… even better, an inspiration to start cooking for yourself and, also for that special lady you just laid your eyes on. Plus, how do you think you’re going to be on your A-game to flirt with that crazy hot bartender, if you haven’t eaten something substantial to keep your brain going while you look at her tits? You know as much as me, that’s the kind of stuff that takes skills and a decent amount of brain power.
As an introduction to the culinary world, I’ll stick to basic so, here’s a quick list of the minimal gear you should have in your bachelor’s kitchen.
Yeah, I know… Don’t look at me with those eyes after reading the title because it’s been really hard to find something cleaver for an article like this. It could probably be classified in the “random” category but instead, I decided to add it in the funky and unusual gift idea section because you obviously never know when the perfect occasion will come, where you’ll meet that special someone that happen to be obsessed with eggplants.
Now, for the sake of making an absolute useless and retarded blog article on this Wednesday, here’s the only list of eggplant shaped objects you’ll ever need if you… you know… ever need it.