She posted this message a little while ago on her blog and we thought after reading it at least 2 times that it was totally worth a RT here on RebelMayhem. Seriously the pore girl NEED sex toys for her upcoming webcam shows and blog posts. We all want to see her using her new toys right? Come on and be generous! LOL
I have to post this cuz I’m DYING to get a new sex toy. It’s hard to believe, but I seriously have not bought a new sex toy in YEARS!!
I found a new site called EDEN FANTASYS, and it’s AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZON CAN GO TO HELL! LOL These Eden Fantasys people know sex toys. For MEN, WOMEN, COUPLES & SAME SEX FUN! And it’s not just sex toys!! They have EVERYTHING!!Lingerie, bondage gear, etc… The site is super fun to use, has amazing advanced searching abilities to find EXACTLY what you’re looking for, has something for EVERYONE, very interactive, and they reward you for using their website often!! Not even for purchasing often – you get points that can be converted to gift cards just for clicking around and searching stuff!!!
A little background on my PATHETIC sex toy collection:
1. Awhile back, Ariel hooked me up with this vibrating bullet with a sleeve that she never used anymore LOL now I use it SO OFTEN!! But it’s getting old…. VERY old.. The electric cord that connects the remote to the bullet is falling apart/disconnecting, and the vibrations are not constant… Imagine being about to cum and all of a sudden your machine stops vibrating!!!!!! Or vibrates on and off when you’re trying to climax!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!! SUPER FRUSTRATING!! LOL and my neighbors can probably hear this thing vibrate… It’s pretty freakin loud.. and not super sexy lol And did I mention the sleeve on the bullet is pretty much disintegrated?? Yup… Had to throw out the sleeve this week…
2. I was at the 1 yr anniversary party of a really hot sex shop in Ottawa, this must be close to 10 yrs ago if not more…. They were giving out free vibrators. The fact that they’re free tells you right away they’re not the greatest of toys. This thing is HARD plastic . Like, the worst kind of hard plastic.. it sucks lol AND I haven’t used it in YEARS and tried it the other day just to see, and apparently batteries don’t work anymore. LOL It’s that old and crappy. It’s just broken.
3. I have one vaginal toy that’s still intact, my only half decent semi-textured vibrating dildo, but it’s the FIRST SEX TOY I EVER GOT!! LOL I’m kinda sick of my purple friend…. AND it barely vibrates anymore… and it’s too easy to turn it on and off, so I could be in the middle of pleasuring myself and BAM! I accidentally turn it off…… YARRRGH! Anyways, it’s plain and I’m really really really really really really really tired of it LOL
4. I had this REALLY SUPER CRAZY COOL mini scorpion bullet thingy. It was a jelly scorpion casing over a mini bullet. The tail of the scorpion reached around to the backside and I LOVED IT! But it’s not for internal use, and plus – it died, and the batteries are hard to replace…
5. I have a giant pink jelly dildo, that doesn’t vibrate, which would be great but it’s TOO BIG for everyday use… AND the exterior layer of jelly has transformed into this burning, bitter, weird taste. Won’t put it in my mouth OR my pussy anymore… Yuk.
6. I have anal beads – which are still in awesome condition. No complaints there. But when I’m using my anal beads in my pussy cuz all my other toys SUCK, it’s time for new toys LOL
HELP ME! LOL
ANYTHING from my wishlist will make me a happy clam
A SUPER DUPER CRAZY MEGA BONUS IS EVERYTHING BOUGHT THROUGH EDEN FANTASYS GETS SENT DIRECTLY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! TO MY FRONT DOOR!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAITING WEEKS OR MONTHS FOR ME TO RECEIVE YOUR GIFTS!!…
… and that is the best part.
Here are a few items I’d like to have Some items just stood out among the rest Like I said, ANYTHING off that list would make me SOOO happy, so if there’s something else that you’d like to see me use on cam or just wanna make me happy, feel free to browse the rest of my wishlists
This one caught my eye from day 1!!!!!!!!!!! There’s nothing more fun then cumming in the shower and this item is really cheap!!! It’s a bullet hidden away in a soap poof!!!
This next one has a big sexy question mark written all over it It’s very intriguing!!! AND IT’S ON SALE!!! Half price!!!!! It’s super cheap right now!!
It’s called a CLEO Massager I bet you I could give you a crazy show with one of these I love the fact that it has a stand, makes for hands free fun
NOTE: SOMEONE HAS KINDLY BOUGHT ME THE CLEO MASSAGER – THANKS!!
Something else I’ve ALWAYS WANTED was a GLASS DILDO!!!
I don’t have any g-spot toys, so I was looking at this blue one below The BLUE SWIRL!
And if you’re the kind who likes to tie a girl up, this next one is for you!!! Bet you never tied a girl up in the shower before
You guys ROCK for helping me get my sex toy collection updated!!! LOL I can’t wait to use everything on cam!!!