Bah it’s Saturday and I’m LAZY!!!  Why not starting the day with some funny and some random sex facts I found browsing the net with my hand in my underwear the other night.  I haven’t verify if all the facts below are true but I like to think so…  If you also have some fun one that could be added to my list, post them as a comment below Thanks in advance for your participation!

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1- During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

2- There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

3- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

4- The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.

5- On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man’s penis erect.

6- Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.

7- The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg. G, (get it?) thanks Doc.

8- Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

9- In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.

10- Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.

11- The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.

12- Approximately 1% of people worldwide identify as asexual (having no strong sexual attraction to either sex).

13- Researchers say that condoms exposed to smog and ozone are less effective.

14- A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after six minutes of copulation.

15- The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

16- Historical records show that even in 1850, women attempted to practice birth control. The most common method was a mixture of crocodile dung and honey placed in the vagina in the hopes of preventing pregnancy.

17- For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.

18- A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

19- Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds — which is basically how long it took you to read this sentence.

20- In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection

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Have some fun and safe sex